Fecal fiend: Jogger poos on lawns, parking lots
Colorado police released this photo of a female jogger who's pooping on people's lawns and other public places.
Colorado cops are hunting a fecal fiend who dumps and runs — on people’s lawns, drug store parking lots and wherever else the spirit moves her.
The city of Colorado Springs has been plagued by the poo pirate for weeks.
According to KKTV, the female jogger goes for a run, drops her drawers and then deficates before continuing her run.
Investigators believe revenge may by the motive.
“It’s just not a natural thing we do in our society, to drop your trousers and relieve yourself right there when you know there’s people around,” one witness told KKTV.
Among the bon mots from witnesses, as relayed by cops:
•“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like ... ‘are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’”
•Even cops are rolling their eyes.
“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing ... It’s uncharted territory for me.”
Ironically, there are numerous public restrooms for the woman dubbed ‘The Mad Pooper’ but that, apparently is not for her.
However, the crap crook does bring her own toilet paper.