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December 29, 2009
They said what?!?
By JANE STEVENSON, QMI Agency
A limo ride with Bono, chats with each of his U2 bandmates, country cutie Keith Urban sending yours truly a book with a note the day after our talk ... Indeed, 2009 proved to be one exceptional year of chinwags for music critic Jane Stevenson. Here's the best of what they had to say: "I'd like to have a foursome with them!"
"Jesus and the gays."
"If I have to roll up a joint and have a beer in order to get (my audience) to really talk and listen to some real ideas -- then so be it."
"It's amazing the amount of applause you can get for suggesting the ladies of these towns you are visiting are of loose morals. The weird thing is that it's the girls who are cheering."
"My life was Trainspotting for a while, remember that movie? THAT was my life ... and it was misery."
"To be honest with you, by the end, I was pretty much blacked out by noon -- really."
"I'm not one for being fashionable or seen -- said the guy wearing a big mouse head."
"It's good to be at almost the edge of ridiculousness, then venture into doing something creative."
"I've just been lucky in the body department, as long as you keep the legs out of it."
"I know Noel Gallagher and Liam Gallagher and they always say, 'Oh, man, we wish we were respected like you lads are,' and I think, 'God, I wish I had your millions, mate.' You can't win 'em all, can you?"
"I don't even know why rock musicians should be getting paid more than doctors. It's just entertainment."
"Mr. President says to me, 'I didn't know your husband was Elvis Costello.' ...So it's pretty cool when the president is like, going, 'Oh, my God, your husband is Elvis Costello!' "
"Some evenings it's like 80,000 people (and it doesn't bother you), and then some evenings it's like, 'F------ hell, it's 80,000 people.'"
"I buy a lot of handbags. I could have bought a house if I hadn't bought all them handbags."
"I started to feel maybe like I was a sports car that they were going to put a tarp on and take a tarp off any time they wanted to. So as an artist, I couldn't really do that."
"Mikey got thrown out of the band ruthlessly ... (Eddie and Alex Van Halen) just cut his throat and threw him out to the side of the road."
"There's only a couple of other people I can really say that are in my pop field that are (working five nights a week) and that are in the grind. Otherwise, the rest of them are hawking mints and Pro-activ."
"When Bono hears two notes together he hears a song complete. When anyone else hears two notes together, we hear a starting point."
"I wish I had been there! I would have jumped up there and said, 'Give me that microphone! Give that back to her!' "
"The first day we met, he was like, 'So what hours do you like to work?' And I was like, 'Friday.' " -- Robbie Williams on working with noted British producer Trevor Horn "She sings lines like, 'Bullied, suckered, pimped and patronized,' and makes it sound like a good idea."
"I hope everybody sells a million records and I sell a million-and-one."
"There were times during the process that I got a little bit irritable and frustrated. He did, too. It's not like I'm some 18-year-old."
"Either you're going to be egotistical, because they're going to blow so much steam (up your you know what), or you're going to want to crawl in a hole and die."
"Then we all went out to the pub, of course, and got a bit rat-arsed (drunk)."
"I think I've been lazy. I think I've done just as much as I need to make it work."
"There's a reason why they call it anonymous. I don't want to sit and talk about AA in interviews."
"We get a script writer and they write the same old Carry On Keith lot because it's easy. Basically, they're all f------ lazy."
"I hate to record. It is so tedious and repetitive. I never record anything over three times. They're songs! My God! They aren't cures for cancer. How long does it take to put a song together? It's a song!"
"(Bruce Allen) said, 'You need to let me manage you. Rumour on the street ... is that you're unmanageable.' And maybe I have been."
"Malcolm is one of my all-time favourite rhythm guitar players. I think he's one of the greatest on the planet. And he never gets any props."
"The ease and use of an mp3 and an iPod is all well and good and it's convenient and affordable. But without moving parts I think people are losing the beauty and the romance of music. It's becoming invisible."
"There was too much money and too much stupidity and too much excess. ... I certainly don't feel doom and gloom. I'm delighted that any industry can destroy itself with its own greed."
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