Taylor Swift wrote her own intro when she hosted Saturday Night Live! this past weekend, according to usmagazine.com.
In her opening monologue she sang her song, Monologue Song (La La La).
After mentioning how she loves baking and things that smell like winter, she also sang that she liked writing songs "about douchebags who cheat on me ... so they're ashamed to go in public."
Of Joe Jonas, an ex-boyfriend whom she has claimed dumped her in a 27-second phone call, she says "Hey Joe, I'm doing real well. Tonight I'm hosting SNL."
"You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye," she continues, "But everything's OK. I've got security lining the stage!"
