November 15, 2009
Birds of praise

Them Crooked Vultures

Alt-Rock

**** 1/2

Not all supergroups are created equal. For every Traveling Wilburys, there's an Asia; for every Highwaymen a Zwan. And the less said about Chickenfoot, the better.

Then there's Them Crooked Vultures.

You can't quibble about their pedigrees: You've got Led Zep bassist-keyboardist John Paul Jones. Nirvana drummer / Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl. Queens of the Stone Age singer-guitarist Josh Homme.

Each is a bona fide rock star; more importantly, each is an MVP with a track record of extracurricular collaboration.

So whaddaya get when you put them all in Homme's desert studio and hit record? You get an album of hard-driving, shape-shifting, crotch-centric guitar epics that sound a lot like QOTSA's ominous robo-rock crossed with Zeppelin's swaggering blues-metal. OK, big surprise.

But how about this? At various points, this hour-long disc also picks the bones of psychedelia, garage-rock and even wave -- and amalgamates all those bits and pieces into a sound all its own.

Best of all: It never sounds anything like Asia, Zwan or Chickenfoot.

Here's a track-by-track rundown:

No One Loves Me & Neither Do I 5:10

Grohl lays down a slow-rolling, Bonhamesque backbeat for Homme's blues-rock riffing and jaded falsetto moan. Halfway through it shifts into a syncopated Zeppish stomp. Cool.

Mind Eraser, No Chaser 4:07

The punchy opening is a bit My Sharona and a bit Devo -- but the chuggy chorus and guitar overdubs are all QOTSA. Jonesy adds keyboard bleeps and squishes. And a brass band.

New Fang 3:49

This first single is anchored by Grohl's four-on-the-floor boogie, festooned with duelling slide guitars and topped with Homme's meaty vocal and a KISS-inspired melody.

Dead End Friends 3:16

A chunky little nugget of garage-rock power-chording laced with more slide guitar. It's kind of like Rocket From the Crypt, but with just a whiff of Zep's Middle Eastern exotica.

Elephants 6:50

Speaking of Zep: If there's one cut here that your dad's gonna love, it's probably this walloping monster, which ends up being a gene-splice of Physical Graffiti, Bowie, with a dash of Cream.

Scumbag Blues 4:26

Speaking of Cream: If there's a second cut your dad's gonna love, it's definitely this slinky psychedelic workout vaguely reminiscent of Strange Brew -- with a funky clavinet from JPJ.

Bandoliers 5:42

It starts as a fairly generic riff-rocker, then heads south of the border with some mariachi string textures from Jones and a little tragic crooning from Homme. True desert rock.

Reptiles 4:16

Homme's slashing, offkilter guitar is set against a rolling bassline and woozy keyboards to create a lost monument from Houses of the Holy. Has anybody seen the bridge?

Interlude with Ludes 3:45

True to its title, this is a trippy, narcotized fever-dream of reverb, sonic tomfoolery and bizarre Tin Pan Alley crooning from Homme. More of a fleshed-out experiment than a song.

Warsaw or the First Breath You Take After You Give Up 7:50

This slow-burning boogie-thump jam lasts even longer than its title. After a few minutes, it gradually speeds up and meanders around, but never really goes anywhere.

Caligulove 4:55

Fuelled by ping-ponging guitar riffs, this sexed-up '60s riff-rocker adds some Cream to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. Jones handles his organ extensively -- a musical double-entendre.

Gunman 4:45

A propulsively rubbery blast of semi-industrial wah-wah disco-metal, with more sex-metaphor lyrics from Homme. The Bowiesque chorus kinda squanders the momentum, but not for long.

Spinning in Daffodils 7:28

Jones opens with some pretty piano. But this is no last waltz. It's another gargantuan blast of hammer-of-the-gods hypno-rock that closes with a carnival waltz. You'll be spinning all right.

DARRYL.STERDAN@SUNMEDIA.CA

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