A nude sunbather in Victoria, B.C., found out the beach he was on was less secluded than it could have been.
Police were called to Saxe Point Park on Saturday afternoon to investigate a report of a man on the beach taking nude photos of himself. The person who called in to complain also said the man appeared to have two blow-up dolls with him, police said.
Officers arrived to find the man "in the classic George Costanza nude-modelling pose," police said on the department's blog -- a reference to the short, bald and bespectacled character on the Seinfeld television show.
The blow-dolls were actually two well-behaved dogs, police said.
The man initially denied doing anything in the nude but admitted he was taking photos, some of which he planned to submit to a modelling agency, when police found nude and semi-nude images on the man's digital camera.
The man was not charged.
A week earlier, the public got an eyeful when a man parked his car, set up a tripod, removed his clothes and began taking pictures of himself on a city street. That man was also not charged.