That's right. As Nigel Tufnel famously put it in This Is Spinal Tap, the dial goes to 11 on the Leafs suckage dial in 24 hours.
24 hours has been carrying on a long tradition of jumping all over the Toronto Maple Leafs when they play the Vancouver Canucks.
And now, it's time again as the lowly Leafs come to town on Saturday night to play our boys.
In the past, we have crushed cars, torched a Leafs jersey, dragged a Toronto uniform through the streets of Vancouver and dumped it into False Creek tied to a rock. It's probably still there as we speak, sleeping with the fishes.
One classic joke: The difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine is ... you can get Players in a cigarette machine.
Tweet us your best thoughts on the Leafs to twitter.com/24hoursvan, or e-mail us at van24feedback@sunmedia.ca with "Leafs Suck" in the subject heading. We'll print the best of them later this week.
Let the good times roll!
