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Hockey

Taking trash talk to the max



Vancouver fans get a chance to see Leafs suck

By 24 HOURS NEWS SERVICES

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the hottest team of them all?

Considering Maxim Hometown Hottie Suzanne Teresa is showing her true Vancouver Canuck colours there's no doubt which NHL team is too hot to handle while the visiting Toronto Maple Leafs will always be too cold to hold.

The Make-Me-Laughs roll into Lotusland tomorrow night with hopes of climbing out of the league cellar - their natural habitat - by beating our hometown boys.

Suzanne says the Leafs should be afraid, very afraid.

Benedict Burke has kept busy mixing and mangling a sad roster that can never score when it counts.

That fact is never going to change.

The Leafs haven't taken top spot in their division since the turn of the century while the 'Nucks are coming off winning the Northwest Division and have Stanley Cup aspirations this season.

The Leafs suck, plain and simple.

Cast your vote:

- Canuck fans should show their support for Suzanne by visiting www.maxim.com/hotties and vote for her to represent the West Coast as 2009 Maxim Hometown Hottie for Maxim magazine.

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