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Weekend Edition

Fine form?

Sean Penn as Larry Fine? Johnny Depp as Moe Howard? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! Could be if the Farrelly Brothers have their way in casting a Three Stooges flick they have in the works. Photo Illustration: Tim Peckham.
Sean Penn as Larry Fine? Johnny Depp as Moe Howard? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! Could be if the Farrelly Brothers have their way in casting a Three Stooges flick they have in the works. Photo Illustration: Tim Peckham.

By MICHAEL RECHTSHAFFEN, Sun Media

HOLLYWOOD — Things have fi nally returned to normal (at least relatively speaking) along Hollywood Blvd. But even as they’ve rolled up that red carpet and carted off all those security barricades, several of this year’s Oscar winners are already working on projects that could soon put them back in the nominees circle.

Or not.

Let’s start with supporting-actress winner Penelope Cruz, who recently spent quality time in Italy, joining fellow Oscar bait Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, Dame Judi Dench and Sophia Loren shooting a big-screen version of the Broadway musical, Nine.

Directing is another individual who also has previously basked in Oscar’s glow — namely Chicago director Rob Marshall.

Prior to his death, supporting-actor winner Heath Ledger had been working on Th e Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, another off beat movie from the certifi ably inspired mind of Terry Gilliam.

Completing Ledger’s unfi nished performance was a trio of respected actors — Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law — but even though there probably wasn’t enough stand-alone Ledger to be considered for Oscar consideration, a bigger question at this point in time is, will the fi lm even qualify?

To date, Parnassus has failed to land a North American distributor.

While best-actress winner Kate Winslet has not yet decided how to follow up on her Reader/ Revolutionary Road banner year, best actor Sean Penn is looking like he won’t be announcing his retirement again any time soon.

He’s got one film in the can — a small performance in a shrouded-in-secrecy period drama by the notoriously reclusive Terrence Malick that’s set for release this year and stars Brad Pitt in a role that had at one point been considered for Ledger.

But we’re more intrigued by the persistent rumours that Penn is seriously considering unleashing his inner Spicoli by playing Larry Fine in the long-in-development Th e Th ree Stooges, to be directed by the Farrelly Brothers.

Although they still haven’t chosen their dream Curly yet, Peter and Bobby are said to be going after Johnny Depp to play Moe for the origins story.

Best director Danny Boyle, meanwhile, could well be going from India to South Africa for his next assignment, a political thriller called Johannesburg.

At one point he was considering making Solomon Grundy his Slumdog follow- up, but the project, inspired by the old nursery rhyme about a guy who ages a lifetime during the course of a week, just might have been permanently derailed by one Benjamin Button.

And although she was unable to add another best actress Oscar to her mantel last Sunday night, we’re betting Meryl Streep will be walking the red carpet next year for nomination No. 16, thanks to her can’t-miss portrayal of irrepressible chef Julia Child in Julie & Julia.

The Nora Ephron-directed biographical drama, which reunites Streep with her Doubt co-star Amy Adams (who plays an ambitious amateur attempting to cook her way through Child’s exhaustive Mastering the Art of French Cooking program in the space of a year) hits theatres in late summer.

We’re sure Meryl will hit it home, but, to be honest, we don’t know if we’ll ever be able to get Dan Aykroyd’s immortal SNL portrayal out of our heads:

“Oh, now I’ve done it! I’ve cut the dickens out of my finger ...”

Now that’s golden!

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