BLATHER: 1) “I’m a little
disappointed in this photo.
Come on Chris, have a little
bit of remorse ... The man’s
on jet skis? Like,
just relaxing
in Miami?”
Usher (in
the New York
Daily News) is
dismayed at
photos of Chris
Brown having
fun in the surf in
Miami, while a
battered Rihanna
continues to
avoid the public
eye. Usher
has since retracted the
statement. Let’s see what
he says next, now that
Brown has been charged
with two felonies.
2) “You just did the
stupidest thing ever.
I’m going to kill you.”
What People magazine
claims Brown said to
Rihanna after she left a
message with her assistant
requesting that
the police meet
her at her home.
Just keeping it
out there, people,
now that all the
backpedaling
has begun.
3) “I do. I have
an inflatable
pussy if you want
to call it that.
But you have
to go to a live
show to see it.”
That clever Katy Perry
explains the huge blow-
up cat she has on stage
for live performances to
a Dutch TV audience.
4) “They’re a little
dry. I guess all German
dogs love me now.”
In further pet references,
Jennifer Aniston (on a
German TV show) eats a
dog biscuit while promoting
Marley & Me in Europe.
DRIVEL: 1) “Some people
look at me and think, ‘She’s
just Julia Roberts’ niece. So
I wanted to do something
smaller and edgier,
something that would show
I really am an actress.”
Eric Roberts’ daughter
Emma gets a little ahead
of herself in Teen Vogue.
2) “I heard her saying,
‘He’s probably boring their
asses off talking about
Africa.’ And, actually, I
think I was at the time.”
U2’s Bono has discovered
that his teenage children
find him as boring and
as embarrassing as
everyone else does.
3) “She’s explored the
Church of Scientology, she
tried kabbalah, and now
this. I think it’s just another
phase. But either way, she’s
involving God in her life,
and I’m happy about that.”
Blithering idiot Michael
Lohan tells the Daily Mail
he thinks daughter Lindsay
Lohan’s plan to switch
from the Catholicism of her
childhood to Judaism, to
cement her commitment
to Samantha Ronson,
is a passing fancy.
4) “God chose me. He
made a path for me. I
am God’s vessel. But my
greatest pain in life is that
I will never be able to see
myself perform live.”
Kanye West shows
Olympic form in the “Be
an even bigger tool than
Diddy” world competition.
